The scoop on poop

Why are people forced to pick up after their animal goes number two? This seems extremely stupid to me. Who the hell picks up wild animal shit? No one! Seagulls fly around all day long taking dumps on whatever is underneath. It is freaking biodegradable. Farms use it for fertilizing. They harvest crap to shoot through a sprinkler all over their yard. And yet anywhere else we're expected to pick up animal faeces and carry it around in a little plastic bag until one can find a trash can. Until someone is washing my car everytime a bird is flying above me, I will leave my dog's crap on the sidewalk, stranger's front lawn, even on someone's car if the circumstances let be. I refuse to scoop poop.

Where can you find a hoopty in Everett?

This is true beauty right here. Although it would be better if Mexicans were driving the car, but this is still good. Not only is this a rice burner, it's two-toned!! Ghetto-rigged of course, see it's two-toned from front to back rather top to bottom. Had the right idea though. The purple wheels are what really spices the car up though. Is that candy paint? I doubt it. Ha this kid had the nerve to take the stock wheels off the car and spray paint them with purple for a red car. Are you high all the time? Then there is the nice dent on the back with the giant band-aid sticker. Where do you find those? Probably Ebay. Haha just spray paint it blue and it will blend right in. Gosh I love Everett....