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LOVE the saying "girls think they are so cool because they can fake an orgasm, men can fake a whole relationship
just to get an orgasm!" It's so true right? It certainly is! But! What's better is it's only half true! Yes men will do AND accomplish stupid things to get an orgasm just so they don't have to use good ol' Palmala Handerson ;) But gentlemen, it's the 21st century! We can vote now and do things other than pop out babies, cook, and clean! We figured it the fuck out! We can be just as devious. It's funny when I notice a guy trying to play me or keep the upper hand. It only takes a mere rearranging of words you said earlier this week and
BAM you don't know what hit you! You're in beg mode! You're thinking 'what do you mean maybe? I 'THE STUD' asked if you wanna do something! What does it matter if I said we'll see and possibly all week, I just asked!' And I think 'Yepp! I am the Tooch, and you just got Chantele'd!'
<--- This is why I love booze! Because shit like this becomes funny and entertaining. Who knew that with basic household items and some duct tape could make the night fifty times better! Lets see here, Some tongs, beer can, beer cup, hooka hose....and I can't make out what the small one in the middle is. I am very sad to admit that I am the culprit of this fine work. So I'm saying really to myself lol. At the time if can remember correctly (not likely) this was my idea of decorating Ashley's lovely abode. I specifically remember wanting to duct tape the actual hooka to the wall.....but I ran out of tape. Unfortunately I don't have photos of the other decorating I have taken upon myself in this house. There is a smiley face made of bottle caps I stuck to the wall in the living room. He is lucky to have such a 
creative interior designer such as myself. However, decorating was not my only intent for that entertaining duct tape that evening. I also decided to tape my friends mouth and tie him up. As you can see here, he was having a lot of fun with it :) Essentially what I'm getting at is never leave a drunk blonde girl at your house with duct tape around. To be safe I just wouldn't leave a drunk girl at your house period lol.