You'll never learn.....

I LOVE the saying "girls think they are so cool because they can fake an orgasm, men can fake a whole relationship just to get an orgasm!" It's so true right? It certainly is! But! What's better is it's only half true! Yes men will do AND accomplish stupid things to get an orgasm just so they don't have to use good ol' Palmala Handerson ;) But gentlemen, it's the 21st century! We can vote now and do things other than pop out babies, cook, and clean! We figured it the fuck out! We can be just as devious. It's funny when I notice a guy trying to play me or keep the upper hand. It only takes a mere rearranging of words you said earlier this week and BAM you don't know what hit you! You're in beg mode! You're thinking 'what do you mean maybe? I 'THE STUD' asked if you wanna do something! What does it matter if I said we'll see and possibly all week, I just asked!' And I think 'Yepp! I am the Tooch, and you just got Chantele'd!'